So one day this guy was minding his own business walking down the streets of New York all by his very lonesome and the next he was holding hands with this mysterious captivating beauty. He liked her a lot for a long time but didn’t do anything about it till one day wham bam outta the blue she grabbed his hand!!!
Well this made the guy very nervous and he didn’t know what to do with that so he kept on walking and thinking about many things. Well a long time went by and then one day all of a sudden they were kissing and then all of a sudden they were dating! And it eventually dawned on the guy that this was pretty darn cool and he really liked this girl and her captivatingness quite a bit!
Sooo one day the guy made a video and threw a party and then when everyone was singing happy birthday, the guy was singing, “hey you, ravishing captivating intelligent beauty! Would you marry this guy??” And as fate would have it, the captivating girl was very flush and weepy (not cause of the guy but cause of the martini specials) and so she agreed to sign her life away to the very average guy cause she remembered she liked holding his hand.
And now they’re getting married. And you can too! Join them that is in celebrating their upcoming nuptuals. And we sincerely hope that you do!
